Eamon Ryan sounds like a helpless schoolboy with a pet project on Morning Ireland (skip to 4:20 for the helpless bit) via Harry McGee.
We have a cat like this via ellybabes
Via Paul – How to be the perfect girlfriend (VideoJug parody)

There is an interesting reaction to crime sometimes. Often I hear

They didn’t lose much
They shouldn’t have gotten such a fancy car/watch/laptop
They didn’t park in the right place
That car is easy to break into
They didn’t have a Rottweiler behind the door or razor-wire on the wall

While all this may be true to some extent, there is [...]